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750FLYER

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750FLYER says:

The gay bloke with the ER-5...

So the gay bloke at work with the ER-5 has been hassling me since I can't remember when about helping him out with 'stuff' on his bike... Ha ha.. He's a funny lad I like him but i'm a busy motherfucker right!!??

So last week he tells me " I've literally got no brakes!"

I'm still busy but this does sound serious so I have a quick look... The bike's a fucking mess!!! ..Talk about minimal servicing!! :laugh:

The rear brake was seized so I stuck some WD40 everywhere.. It works! Cool.. So now the front.. His pads have completely worn away and he's grinding the back plate!!! Fucking lol.. What a twat.. :tongue: so I've ordered the bits and am now destined to fully service the bloody thing!

"He's gonna want to shag your arse now!!" Mused one of my fellow co-workers...........

"I'd rather fend that off than have a dead homo on my conscience" I said!! 


I'll try to teach him some basics but i'm keeping the lubricant at arms' length!!!   :lol::lol::laugh::lol::lol:

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roseyeric

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roseyeric says:

he'll

have you 'riding pillion' with him before you know it....

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kentuckey

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kentuckey says:

Gay Biker.

Get worried if he offers to polish your helmet as a way of thanking you.:huh:

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preunit

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preunit says:

"fully service the bloody thing!"

:shock:

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stevebaldy

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stevebaldy says:

yeh, you

know when he said he'd like to have a go on your big throbbing beast.....??.....:wink::shock::blink:

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Diablere

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Diablere says:

i was talking to one of

the gay bike riding guy's in my pub the other night.

and explaining why i hadn't ridden "twinkle" for 2 weeks because my knee was too swollen to bend

"is anything else swollen?" was the question i got.:shock:

NO its not:unsure::tongue:

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roseyeric

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roseyeric says:

that's

what you get for naming your bike thus.....

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old(ish)git

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old(ish)git says:

flyer....

the front screen washer motor on my civic has stopped working.Probably something simple,but it's a bit of a job to get to....when can I bring it round?:smile....has he worn it out with heavy use, or was it a bit of a wreck when he got it?

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preunit

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preunit says:

"explaining why i hadn't ridden "twinkle" for 2 weeks "

is this a Gay Bar :unsure::laugh:

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Diablere

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Diablere says:

it does have a grinder hotspot some nights

but then thats because we are the only REAL pub in the town!:shock:

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stevebaldy

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stevebaldy says:

oldish....

well, if you don't look after it, what do you expect.!..:wink:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0tZlCx9VYkI

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