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preunit

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preunit says:

Osc Arsehole

if ya gonna threaten me, then pls do so on the forum.


PM's.......fcuking really? :laugh:

Might as well add to ya dirty laundry :wink:

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philehidiot

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philehidiot says:

Y;know

the more I think about it, the more I wish I was a woman. You can be a whore and actually be successful with it whereas any attempts I make at whoring go like this: "Hi, I'm Phil" "fuck off, Phil". You can hit men but men can't hit you back. You're born knowing what clothes work with other clothes. You can play with your own tits. I can play with my ever growing tits but it's just not half as fun. You can fart in public and it's seen as funny and not disgusting. You never trap your cock in a zip. Multiple orgasms. Someone as skinny as me would be seen as sexy rather than a weed. You can be an absolute arsehole and blame it on your period and men have to accept it.... infact you can get out of near enough anything with that excuse. Less chance of dying from heart disease and you live longer and you can multitask.

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750FLYER

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750FLYER says:

Phil....

NEVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!




...Trust anything that bleeds that much and doesn't fucking die!   :laugh:

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preunit

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preunit says:

^^^

:lol::lol::lol:

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philehidiot

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philehidiot says:

I

don't trust anything or anyone. Not even myself as I've proven that I can unintentionally be a complete and total cnut.


Given my experience of people, I don't think this is a paranoid approach, just an honest one.

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vulcanrider

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vulcanrider says:

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Believe nothing you hear

Believe half of what you see

Trust no one.

A nice boy called Kris taught me that one :wink:

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preunit

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preunit says:

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Honestly paranoid then :unsure:

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preunit

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preunit says:

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"Believe nothing you hear

Believe half of what you see

Trust no one".....but he sure plays a mean pinball :laugh:

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philehidiot

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philehidiot says:

My

front tyre pressure had dropped today.


felt like I'd got fat.

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vulcanrider

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vulcanrider says:

I don't believe it Phil

but if you post a pic of your half flat front tyre I might half believe it but I wouldn't trust your tyre pressure gauge.

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philehidiot

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philehidiot says:

Lol

It felt down. I can usually tell when it's low as I spend so much time on the damn thing. I have pressure monitor valve caps and when I checked the front one shows it's down. I think it's just because it was cooler this morning than it has been.

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