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snev

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snev says:

What's the Funniest Thing.....

You have ever heard................?

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hawk750

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hawk750 says:

Two Nuns

In the sainsburys today, one said to the other "hello sister Mary, I haven't see you since Benedictus"! 

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entus

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entus says:

Got to be

my ex wife, on the day we split up, singing 'We gotta get out of this place' and getting the words wrong. I was pissing myself laughing.:lol:

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old(ish)git

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old(ish)git says:

entus...

no wonder she left you, if you could pick up on that through your tears.:lol:

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bobsnicholson

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On our 21st

Anniversary,

I said to the Mrs 
"For the life of me i don't remember breaking 3 mirrors", the bruising is fading now:biggrin::biggrin:

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snev

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snev says:

Bit Early like.....

Two piles of vomit, walking down the street...one starts crying.......the other one asks....What's up with you?.............................................I was Brought up around here.....he replies.

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CB13

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CB13 says:

6'3" 25stone...

friend of a friend telling me how he sat on his bog stock Road King,two up loaded with luggage behind his mate on an RSV Mille at 135mph for several miles then got bored and pulled out and overtook him.:smile

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preunit

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preunit says:

^^^

Road King @ 135mph :laugh::laugh::laugh: that's a cracker mate :biggrin:

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Beelady

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Beelady says:

Not the funniest thing I heard,

but the most I've ever laughed was when I fell through a floor. It literally gave way under me while I was standing still, so I was perfectly upright and just dropped through the floor with no warning. My mate wet herself laughing at the look on my face as I vanished and I almost did too, laughing at the look on her face as I fell.

I expect you had to be there to gain full enjoyment of the moment. We kept collapsing with the giggles all afternoon, every time one of us thought about it.

We were cleaning a customer's bedroom at the time. He was a most unpleasant man so we didn't own up. We covered the hole with a rug, swept up the plaster downstairs and left, still laughing.

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snev

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snev says:

Beelady

Well that made me laugh :lol::lol::lol: I can imagine the look of ...confusion...as you went down.:unsure:

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Beelady

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Beelady says:

snev,

I've never forgotten it. Must have been over 20 years ago, but I still laugh when I think of it :biggrin:

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