HARLEY-DAVIDSON V-ROD MUSCLE (2009 - 2018) Review

The Harley-Davidson V-Rod American cruiser has been about since 2001, and the new Muscle is… is just another styling exercise to bolster what is arguably a tired range. The Muscle is essentially a reworked V-Rod with design touches (muscular, flowing lines) to front it up as a serious boulevard traffic light blaster. Except it isn’t that muscular – 12.25sec standing quarters anyone?

For the uninitiated, muscle bikes are large capacity machines dressed in street cruiser clothing and producing serious amounts of torque and power. The mixture of chrome, wide bars and tyres bolted to a long wheelbase chassis command huge road presence even though bold styling means they are often mistaken for asthmatic two-wheeled handbags. Big mistake!

The Porsche-designed 1246cc engine had a little work to ramp up the bottom end for this 2009 version but, even so, its claimed 85ftlb is down on competition from the Yamaha VMAX and Triumph Rocket III. Actual power delivery is a mystery. Investigate the bike’s spec and you’ll end up with zero because Harley doesn’t quote a bhp figure.

Harley-Davidson V-Rod 10th Anniversary edition

Harley-Davidson’s V-Rod range was 10-years-old in 2012 and to celebrate this milestone Harley reintroduced the Brilliant Silver Pearl colour first seen on the original V-Rod in 2002. This limited edition bike also carried the ‘10’ year logo on its engine cases as per all 2012 models of V-Rod (Night- Rod Special and Muscle).

The price when new was £14,999.

Harley-Davidson’s Muscle could be so-called because the strange seating position of bum flat on the seat, forward set and high footpegs along with wide flat bars hurts the hip joints and the fleshy parts attached to them. With time the human body will adapt, so I’m informed.

You have to remember the bike is a straight line performer and corners get in the way of the footpegs and exhausts. Short-legged people will find the bar position and stretch to the footpegs a hip-straining effort.

The length, weight and raked forks conspire to cause understeer through faster corners, but who cares when the sun is out, the roads are dry and you’re not in a hurry with denim cut off blowin’ in the wind…

A water-cooled V-twin with 120bhp and a house full of torque is not to be sniffed at. But when it’s anchored by 307kg of metals and plastics it is hard not to ask yourself where has all the go gone? Never mind. The engine is super smooth with a precise throttle delivery everywhere. And the gearbox isn’t too clunky. In all a muscle cruiser of the relaxed kind.

So what's it like to try and harness all of that power and torque in a straight line, top speed run? I took the bike to Bruntingthorpe airfield to find out.

Take it as read the water-cooled Harley lump is a happy chap and eager to put a smile on your face with a quick-revving engine and easy to shift gearbox. But for racing from the lights and lighting the rear tyre that seating position feels all wrong. It’s a long way to drag a supporting leg forwards and upwards with eyes focussed ahead, either on the two crows flitting about in the direction of aim, or the in-your-face tacho.

Blip the throttle; the expected response of rorty power is dismal. A heavily silenced exhaust dilutes any expectancy of pulling arms from sockets and neck snapping. Muscle? Not quite.

Fuel injection and modern ignition systems are good. Forget about clean running, just give me instant connection between throttle and tyre, which is what should happen. Except there’s a short in the connection. Getting perfect drive with little wheel spin and crisp take off is a bitch, with a capital B.

The clutch is light, slow to respond but doesn’t fade as you psyche yourself up. Remember where the right footpeg is placed; balance the bike with your right foot’s tippy toes, close visor and don’t forget not to breathe too hard – but don’t stop breathing. Here goes…

A genuine, dyno measured, 109bhp at the rear wheel is let loose under the guidelines of plan A: with 3000rpm showing on the tacho, let go of the clutch lever. The Muscle leaps forward then bogs. Bollocks. Start again. More revs equates to erratic wheelspin and smokin’ tyre. This is fun, but it’s a case of double boll…. Less revs more clutch slip and it’s a clean getaway but slow, so slow, and you can feel it. Try again.

Back to plan A. Only a slight slow of motion before the Muscle gets in its stride with 77.2ftlb of torque to drive it forward. Tucked forward while lifting booted foot back onto the right peg is bloody misery because speed is rising and second gear is calling.

60mph is racked up in 3.93secs. Another gear, but which one? Wind noise from naff all frontal protection is starting to interfere with senses. Adrenaline is surging because of man’s natural default of wanting to win. Another gear. Hips are now hurting like hell.

Those wide bars are now a tiller steering an oil tanker. The front end is getting lighter with forced air passing under it causing the front wheel to skip off bumps. The bars are starting to waggle. Only slightly, though. Tightening your grip against the strengthening windblast intensifies handlebar movement.

Another gear. It’s got to be top by now, should’ve counted them but thoughts are elsewhere. Ease off the grip on the bars and the front end calms down. Either that or the bike is settling on the front springs because acceleration is easing.

Engine power and consequently acceleration is dropping off. The speedometer figure is taking an age to crest 140mph. 145mph finally registers in 25.75secs; in true GPS measured speed it is only 140mph. "COME ON, FASTER," shouts the brain. Just as 150mph registers the 9000rpm rev limiter cuts in.

That’s it. There is no more to come. I’m a little deflated. Quarter of a mile from a standing start has taken 12.25 seconds. True Harley-Davidson V-Rod top speed is 145.41mph, and we’ve covered 2098.74 metres in 39.95 seconds.

Absolutely no qualms here – part of the bike’s initial launch was a day at an American drag strip, where wooden-fingered journalists spent all day trying to kill tyres, clutches and other internal components to no avail. Every bike stayed the course without a problem.

The MCN Harley-Davidson V-Rod owners' reviews do mention a few issues with build quality. Specifically, some report corrosion. If you own a V-Rod, why not write your own at the bottom if this page?

The majority of Harley-Davidsons retain a high resale value and the V-Rod range is no different – mainly because they aren’t a big seller in the UK where the preference is classic air-cooled H-D machinery.

Competition is on hand from the more comfortable and relaxed Triumph Rocket III or the completely unhinged Yamaha VMAX. You could also go for the more mainstream Ducati Diavel, the first generation of which came out in 2011.

Chrome, sumptuous paint, polished bits and more chrome, wide profile rear tyre, big engine and more chrome – and all standard issue. The accessory catalogue has more of the same.

There are loads of aftermarket accessories available for all Harleys.

Harley-Davidson V-Rod VRSC Muscle accessories:

• Liquid-cooled, 1250cc Revolution V-Twin engine
• 122 hp at 8250 rpm/85 ft. lbs. torque at 7000 rpm
• Pewter powdercoated powertrain with polished covers
• Assist/Slipper Clutch with reduced lever effort
• New clutch cover with relocated dipstick
• New Satin chrome dual side exhaust with turn-out mufflers
• New Five-spoke cast aluminium 19-inch front wheel
• New Five-spoke cast aluminium 18-inch rear wheel
• New Triple clamps
• New 43 mm Inverted forks
• New stylized rear shocks with black springs
• New airbox cover and side covers
• New front fender with black-out section
• New smooth rear fender
• New LED stop/tail/turn light
• New LED front turn signals integrated in mirror stems
• New seat shape
• New Internally wired handlebar cast with riser
• New instrument graphics and housing
• New side-mount license plate
• Black frame
• 240mm wide rear tire
• Forward foot controls
• Brembo triple-disc brakes
• Teardrop reflector-optic headlight
• 25.6-inch seat height
• Optional ABS
• Optional Smart Security System