Don't know why I just replied to that post. What I really checked in for was to help MCN push this thread over 500 posts. So here goes.....
Marquez is the new mesiah and cannot be defeated!
Rossi is past it and only ever won anything because he had an unfair machinery advantage!
Lorenzo has single handedly ruined the M1 so it is unrideable and he falls down if he loses traction!
Dovi is rubbish and barely rates as a journyman racer! He secretly drives a Bugatti Veyron in an unsafe manner and not an estate car with the wife and kids strapped in as falsely reported in the press! He lives a Guns and Roses lifestyle staying in penthouse hotel suites surrounded by naked groupies with a bowl full of cocaine in one hand and a bottle of Jack Daniels in the other! Shameful!
Dani Pedrosa is unworthy of a works Honda and can only remain competitive by taking mystery substances supplied by a witch doctor on a deserted island! He has had to sail his yacht illegally for years to get a monthly dose of a substance which, though only the size of a 10 year old boy, gives him the strength of 3 Cal Cru.... errr I mean chimpanzee's to allow him to wrestle a 240 hp motorcycle around at high speed!
Bradley Smith is wasting a good seat at Tech 3 and is only there because he went down to the "crossroads" after midnight and sold his ginger hair to the devil in exchange for a Moto GP seat!
Rossi's rear wheel steering skills are so good that Dorna banned two strokes in case he turned up on a 1989 KX 500 crosser and wiped the floor with the unworthy and unskilled! This scuppered a planned coo by Kawasaki to dominate Moto GP for the last decade so they had to spend a fortune on fairings filling the grid with Hopper and Depuniet!
Rossi is NOT hetrosexual and that super hot babe who congratulated him in parc ferme at Qatar was a very expensive pay by the hour lady boy! Rossi avoids women at all costs due to a superstition that they make you slow down, look what Adriana did to Casey for proof!
I too rode an RD350LC a couple of times and then finished my GP masters degree by buying a KX 500 motocrosser (SCARY) but was cruelly robbed of my 500 GP Legacy when Neil Hodgeson stole my ride with WCM! B@STARD!