Video: S1000RR faster than an M3 even in the wet

BMW’s M3 saloon is lame, according to a shock video admission by the firm itself. It’s released this video of its ‘fastest’ four-wheeler racing its fastest bike in what we can only interpret as a farewell to the car-making business.

They could have waited for a dry day to make it a fair fight, but no, so determined were they to acknowledge the implausible sloth of their automobiles, they let the pair fight it out on a wet track. Watch as mothers let children retrieve toys from beneath the M3’s barely-rotating wheels!