Motorcycle Sport & Racing News

Two in the hand are worth one in the bush

20 May 2001

Slimline Elvis’s ploy to stay incognito in the pitlane lay in distracting onlookers

Is that a six-shooter in your pocket?

20 May 2001

Or are you just pleased to see her?

MCN on tour, number two

20 May 2001

Spot the one with bleached blonde hair

There’s a silly question

20 May 2001

All we want to know is, where does she keep her phone?

You missed a bit, love…

13 May 2001

Foggy’s new mechanic didn’t know one Ducati from another, but frankly no-one cared.

Tangerine dream

13 May 2001

A plus? At the very least

Mind the badge pin!

13 May 2001

Wacko Jacko’s court case against the plastic surgeons got off to a good start when he revealed the true extent of their handiwork

A curvaceous rear end

13 May 2001

The curvy rear of an Italian stunner. And some bird wearing her younger sister’s pants

We told you not to put them in on boil wash

13 May 2001

It’s not always a bad thing to qualify off the front row

Fancy a cuppa?

13 May 2001

Being Siamese twins didn’t stop the Lee twins from playing ” I’m a little tea-pot short and stout ” .

Good thinking Nori

13 May 2001

After the ephedrine scandal of 2000 Haga insisted his food supplements for the 2001 season be tested on his brolly girl first.

Packs of three Japanese style

06 May 2001

Net-Riders? More like high-riders judging by those skirts.

Go West young man

06 May 2001

Haga’s two-pronged attack on the World Superbike title was ruled out by the FIM

Seeing red?

06 May 2001

The FIM’s safety clothing committee weren’t impressed by Biaggi and Checa’s latest outfits

Magnum force

06 May 2001

It’s either a bottle of champagne or a horse with a sneezing fit!

Now say aaaah

06 May 2001

What else would you like to show us?.

Pits in the pitlane

06 May 2001

Fancy a jammie dodger?

Not so much team mate as playmate

01 May 2001

We are still waiting for the rider of the second bike!

Oh, alright then, get in

01 May 2001

Stunning hitchers are always a distraction on Superbike circuits

Take two babes into the shower?

01 May 2001

” Me? I just wash and go ”

’Ere… don’t I know you?

29 April 2001

Before they were famous. Martine McCutcheon in a pre ” EastEnders ” role.

Is this a Haga hugger?

29 April 2001

Just how Nori likes it. Soft front – hard rear.

Fancy a buck?

22 April 2001

Behind the smile, Keiko wished her father had found the money for the orthodontic treatment

She’s got the horn

22 April 2001

” It’s bad news I’m afraid – full blown Mad Cow Disease ”

A great career in front of her

15 April 2001

And you thought Duke’s didn’t need any more weight over the front end…..?

01 April 2001

Only a few brave souls would call these offerings from Kawasaki ” underdeveloped ”

04 March 2001

Pants available from a vending machine near you….

MONZA, ITALY

25 February 2001

Autodromo Nazionale Monza Via Vedano, 5 Parco di Monza 20052 Monza (MI) Italy Phone: 0039-039-24821 Fax: 0039-039-320324 Website: www.monzanet.it E-mail: autodromo@monzanet.it Ticket sales:...

VALENCIA, SPAIN

25 February 2001

ADDRESS Circuit Ricardo Tormo Autovia A-3, Salida 334 Aptdo. Correso 101 46380 Cheste Valencia SPAIN Phone: 0034-96-35-14977 Fax: 0034-96-3514975 Website: www.circuitvalencia.com E-mail:...

25 February 2001

Tunnock’s Tea Cakes.Co-sponsors of Malboro Yamaha

PHILLIP ISLAND, AUSTRALIA

25 February 2001

ADDRESS Phillip Island Motor Sports Back Beach Road RMB 500 GP Cowes Phillip Island 3922 Victoria Australia Phone: 0061-3-595-22710 Fax: 0061-3-595-23160 E-mail: pims@nex.net.au Ticket sales: contact...

LAGUNA SECA, USA

25 February 2001

ADDRESS Laguna Seca Raceway 1021 Monterey Highway 68 Monterey California, USA Phone: 001-831-648-5111 Fax: 001-831-373-0533 Website: www.laguna-seca.com E-mail: race@laguna-seca.com Ticket sales:...

IMOLA, ITALY

25 February 2001

ADDRESS Autodromo Enzo & Dino Ferrari Via Fratelli Rosselli 2 40026 Imola (Bo) Italy Phone: 0039-0542-31444 Fax: 0039-0542-30420 Website: www.autodromoimola.com E-mail: info@autodromoimola.com Ticket...

OSCHERSLEBEN, GERMANY

25 February 2001

ADDRESS Motopark Oschersleben Anderslebener Strasse 72 D-39387 Oschersleben Germany Phone: 0049-3949-9200 Fax: 0049-3949-920660 Website: www.motopark.de E-mail: motopark@t-online.de Ticket sales:...

MISANO, ITALY

25 February 2001

ADDRESS Circuito Internazionale Misano Santamonica SpA Via del Carro 27A 47843 Misano Adriatico (Rn) Italy Phone: 0039-0541-618511 Fax: 0039-0541-615463 Website: www.misanocircuit.com Email:...

Someone’s dropped a fiver…

01 September 2000

Someone’s dropped a fiver…